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Hurricane tips for those that haven’t been through one

August 30th, 2008 · No Comments

I did a bit of poking around in to Texas hurricane history. Houston has only take two direct hits, one from the unnamed storm of 1900 and Alicia in 1983.

I think most of Houston’s residents have not been through a hurricane. Few have hit here and many of our transplants come from areas of the country that do not experience hurricanes.

Causes of death during a hurricane do not include starvation. Drowning by fresh, then salt water are the leading causes of death. Which should give you pause if you are running to the store to purchase water. Too little water is not a problem in a hurricane.

Low lying areas flooding, trees landing on homes and taking down power lines are the largest problems if you live more than a mile from the coast.

Now remember that a tree has 360′ in which to fall. Your home likely is in less than 10′ of that circle. Even if the tree falls the odds of it hitting your home are slim.

I’ve been though at least six hurricanes up north, in three of them the eye passed directly over my home.

You do not need water. If the water supply is contaminated you can stick a bucket out the door or boil some. Stocking up on beer is usually a better plan since you’ll likely lose internet, tv and lights.

You do not need food, once the trees are cleared from the road ( usually in less than 24 hours ) you can go to the store.

You do not need a month’s worth of canned goods.  How much Dinty Moore can you eat before starvation looks like a better choice?  This is however a great chance for the grocers to clean out the outdated unwanted junk no one would otherwise purchase.

If you buy fresh meat and vegetables the power will go out and it will all rot in your freezer.  Don’t do it.

If you want to make money and friends you will need a pickup truck, a chain saw and some rope. Anybody with those items is a very popular person immediately following a storm.

Anything light weight in the yard should be moved into the garage.  Your neighbors will not thank you if your lawn furniture comes through their windows.

Boarding windows is not necessary if you don’t live on the ocean.  If you tape your windows and do not remove the tape before the sun comes around, the tape will become a fixed part of your window glass.  There is little to no evidence it does any good.

You do not need to fill up your gas tank.  During the storm there will be wires and trees across the roads and very often flooding.  After the storm the gas stations will open just as soon as the roads are clear and free for travel.

Charge your cell phones. It is very likely you will be with out electricity and cable/dsl internet access for a few hours. Days if you are especially unlucky.

Texting is far more likely to reach friends and family than phone calls.  Lines jam quickly.  Make sure the old folks know how to send and receive text messages.

When the storm first comes in the winds build slowly, bands of rain come through.  Pine trees will bend in half the tops touching the ground and then spring back up repeatedly.  Weeping willows are the ones most likely to fall.

If the eye passes over there is no way to tell how long the break will last.  Stay very close to the house.  When it ends you’ll have little warning.

The second half of the storm is the least destructive.  It is likely if you made it through the first half fine, you’ll be fine.

Friction very rapidly slows storms down.  The further from the coast you are the less of an impact the storm will bring.  Storms often go from hurricane to tropical depression in a hundred miles or less.

If you live on the coast and do not evacuate, we’ll be happy to submit your name to the Darwin Awards.

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Do you think cats taste better with teriaki sauce or hosin?

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

I was minding my own business taking inventory of the garden plants when the howling of cats echoed through the neighborhood. The Terminator had risen again and he had cornered Fred in a yard I couldn’t reach. For four hours the stalemate remained and the howling continued.

Fred made an escape to a place I could reach him. I tried separating the cats with water but the Terminator would not be put off. I then had to chase Fred for about a half hour through the neighbor’s garden. Me chasing Fred, the Terminator chasing me. When I finally captured Fred Terminator cat immediately shredded my leg.

Terminator cat then stalked me home, through my yard hissing and growling at me the whole time. But I prevailed and Fred was deposited safely inside unharmed but quite indignant.

After wiping off blood and applying antibiotics I limped down to the neighbor’s. It turns out Terminator cat is part of new neighbor’s household. Terminator cat stalked me the entire route and parked himself on front step growling.

I stared the Terminator down and nicely inquired of owner if Terminator cat had all his vaccinations. Didn’t really care if he did. I was hoping that by leaving a trail of blood to neighbor’s and bleeding on her doorstep with bloody towels in hand that she will inspired to keep the Terminator grounded.

If not there is barbecued cat in my future.

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